WAT IS EEF?

A retard parody of ETH. MOST of us  held eth expecting it to perform well. However, it hasnt. Will instead with eef, the goal is to outperform eth this cycle. 

They will be saying, all you had to do was buy eef. “Did you say buy eth? “ , “no dumbass, eef”.

HOW TO BUY

(and hold forever)

Get some ETH: Steal it, find it, manifest it.
Go to Uniswap: Yes, the unicorn one.
Paste this thing: 0xEEF…
Select EEF – If it feels wrong, it’s right.
Smash “Swap”: No thinking, just clicking.
Stare at charts: Congrats, you’re EEF’d. Welcome to the brain drain.

Copy Button Text